Your name is Sollis Captor. You are the absolute best at computers, but you still think you could do better. It's one of many things you beat yourself up about when your bipolar moods go south. You have a penchant for BIFURCATION, in everything. Your mutant mind is hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED, but as if to make up for it, you possess the vision twofold.
For those who need to contact you, your trolltag is twinApocalyses. Be warned, you tend to 2peak wiith a liittle biit of a lii2p.